Cordless Frequency

A Novel

Cordless Frequency

A Novel by Ophelia Everfall

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Content Warning: I hate everything in this book but I think you should read it anyway unless you are my blood relative. In that case don’t.

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Return here to read the following if you’re feeling stuck in a mood or state after a chapter and need clearing. These words fuck.

Read This Three Times—I’m free and me. Let’s be at peace. Sleep comes easily. My peace it steeps me deep.

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Part One—Glory of Man

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Part Two—Insecticide

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Part Three—I Am the Goddess And I Don’t Give a Fuck

Chapter Ten

Part Four—Ice Nine

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Part Five—I Ate Everything But Himself

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Part Six—She Killed Your Mom, Dude

Chapter Sixteen

Part Seven—Do It Now

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Part Eight—Who She Was And Who She’d Be

Chapter Twenty

Part Nine—I Don’t Give A Fuck Who You Think You Are—You Die

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Part Ten—The Apocalypse Planbook

Chapter Twenty-Four

Part Eleven—I Don’t Know

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Part Whatever Fuck-Off—I Don’t Care

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Part Thirteen—The Seven

Chapter Thirty

Epilogue—The End of It All

Chapter Thirty-One

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I wrote a book that will kill Donald Trump in five days with a Foghorn and stuff.