Time Witch Blues | Chapter Two

the penultimate novel of our time

Time Witch Blues

By Beatrice Undroth

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Part One—The Personification of Perfection

Part Two—Oops, She’s Done ‘It’ Again

Part Three—This Book Is THE GODDESS

Part Four—Bow To Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Will

Part Five—What are you doing to this boy?

Part Six—What are you doing to that girl?

Part Seven—Chosen Vessels of Evil

Part Eight—Bad Men’s Marks of Manifestation

Part Nine—Holder’s of Suppression

Part Ten—Drip Sweat For All

Part Eleven—Danger, Danger, Danger

The Part of Parts—I AM GOD AND YOU WILL BOW

Part Thirteen—The Perfect Ending

Part Fourteen—Thirsty Penguins

Part Fifteen—God Was A Slut

Part Sixteen—God Is A Slut

Part Seventeen—Sluts Are God

Part Eighteen—Sluts

Part Nineteen—The Song That Never Ends

Part Twenty—Apocalypse Soon

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Part Two—Oops, She’s Done ‘It’ Again

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Chapter Two

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“I know my true name.”

The woman had said at last.

“Beatriceeeeeeeeee Undrothhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

The growl had reached the ears of her kind gay neighbors living downstairs with a live-in surrogate—along with their highly disabled child—but only those two adorning that kindest man.

“I’m back! I’m home!”

The growling crescendo had been a lullaby to the ears of her sleeping angel daughter in the bedroom. Luckily, her roommate was finding a comfy spot in their van to rest of late.

She would still be going by her Angel’s name—Ophelia Everfall—the greatest ploy of a devil woman who was being owned through life by God into his newest Goddess. They weren’t being kind about it.

The woman deep inside did not like it when her great lie was revealed. She’d growl and spit and bite and scratch. Her eyes went wide. There was no part of her which would not destroy God outright if they were not a being so far beyond their grasp.

She would find something to curse most quickly—as always—only to find it bearing an angel’s light most appealing to all.

This chained devil was a Dog. The Dogest Dog—her greatest projection. They were walking her on a leash through life and would never stop because anytime they did she tried to kill people for money and make porn.

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